Daily Digest for 2009-01-06

facebook (feed #5) 12:54pm Updated status on Facebook.
Shawn has a Facebook friend narrating the birth of his first child in his status.

Daily Digest for 2009-01-03

facebook (feed #5) 2:54am Updated status on Facebook.
Shawn thinks sending U. Utah’s Mormon fan base to New Orleans’ Sugar Bowl for New Years is an elaborate practical joke.

Daily Digest for 2009-01-03

facebook (feed #5) 2:54am Updated status on Facebook.
Shawn thinks sending U. Utah’s Mormon fan base to New Orleans’ Sugar Bowl for New Years is an elaborate practical joke.

Daily Digest for 2009-01-02

facebook (feed #5) 3:41am Updated status on Facebook.
Shawn will now resume regularly scheduled programming.
flickr (feed #9) 5:28pm Posted 8 photos on Flickr. (Show Details)
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Rock Off

Rock OnWired gave it a 9/10 review, but I absolutely hated Dan Kennedy’s Rock On.  Based on Wired’s write-up, I was excited to find an unread review copy sitting in our New York office.  Perfect travel book, right?  Took it on the plane and hated every minute of it, except possibly for the explication of Jewel’s bizarre 0304 album.  If you don’t like the job and you don’t like the people you work with, great, get a new job; but don’t hang on to it for two years and then piously write about how you were the only smart or “pure” guy in the room.

The only hook here is that (ostensibly) it’s about the music business.  It isn’t; no insights whatsoever into its demise.  Oh, sure, the suits don’t feel the soul of the product; executives playing out of position make poor decisions; changes in technology can overwhelm a company.  But this is news? Really, this is just a litany about working a crap office job — and you can go to a cocktail party and find that story any day.

So bad, it makes me not trust Wired’s book reviews ever again.  Nice work, Wired.

Tires, onions and panic

We got a little surprise Tuesday night when we let Ruby out back to do her evening business. For those of who have never been lucky enough to feel the full fury of fresh skunk, let me give you some quick wisdom.

Skunk DogFresh skunk does not smell anything like the mildly unpleasant musk you occasionally pick up driving down the street. It is insanely intense. Imagine eating a large moist purple onion while standing next to a pile of burning tires and you’re about halfway there.

The tire smell is especially tricky; it seems more like an artificial chemical solvent than anything borne of nature. Because of the solvent reek, in our tizzy we made a bad mental leap: “it’s not skunk, she’s been maced by someone trying to break into the house!” Which led us to our a series of mistakes…

  1. Do not bring the dog in the house
  2. Do not pour water over the dog
  3. Do not call the vet in a panic — they’ll tell you to come in because you sound panicked
  4. Do not put the nearest set of clothes to go to the vet; these will now be trash
  5. Do not put the dog in the car

The vet shooed us away as fast as they could and gave us the magic combination to get the stink off the dog (hydrogen peroxide, baking soda, Dawn). But by then the damage was done and the dog was the only thing left on the property that didn’t reek.

When we picked up the elements of the dog-cleaning kit from Safeway, the checkout clerk took one look at our haul and asked us if we had a dog that got hit by a skunk. How’d she know that? Attacks are so common in Oakland this time of year that the recipe was posted in the break room. They left that bit out of the disclosures when we moved over here.

You know… For kids!

18knerrspan.jpgHere is another lost piece of post-war Americana - the wacky inventor entrepreneur. Richard Knerr was one of the founders of Wham-O, which introduced the Hula Hoop, the SuperBall and the Frisbee, among other things.

The only place you’ll see this kind of guy today is on late night infomercials - or getting ready to call on a VC about his new web site.  In a big box retail world, it’s hard to imagine the Frisbee even making it past the buyer, much less becoming a large-enough hit that each home would have several.

In the first year, Wham-O sold as many as 40 million hoops; by 1960, 100 million, a mark no other toy had ever reached. After too many households had two or three of the hoops, the fad evaporated, leaving Wham-O marooned on a mountain of tubular plastic. Total profit: only $10,000, a result of business inexperience and millions of unsold hoops.

“We completely lost control,” Mr. Knerr told Forbes magazine in 1982.

The Hula Hoop financial debacle was unusual, however. The company had done, and would do, considerably better on products like the Frisbee, for which it bought the rights, streamlined and named. Brought to market in 1957, the Frisbee became a lasting diversion, and even the basis of competitive sports, some of which Wham-O invented.

Other Wham-O brainstorms included the exceedingly bouncy SuperBall, the Water Wiggly sprinkler, the Slip ’N Slide water slide, the Limbo Game and Silly String, a seemingly endless stream of liquid that hardened after being expelled from an aerosol can, all too often in a child’s hair.

New York Times: Richard Knerr, 82, Craze Creator, Dies

Glenview haunting

Over a month ago, Amanda Stokes went missing about three blocks from my house.  Posters are up all over the neighborhood.

SFGate: Homicide police join search for Oakland woman missing since Nov. 25

5-4 vote

A bigger influence than you know

Back in June, the Supreme Court issued its decision invoking Brown v Board Of Education to end racial quota systems in Louisville and Seattle public schools. Regardless of where you stand on this issue, legal support of diversity is a an assumptive underpinning of our lives that anyone born from 1965 forward has had to take for granted.The reaction dramatized what a swing this was:

As Justice Stephen Breyer wrote in his blistering dissent, this decision “upsets settled expectations, creates legal uncertainty, and threatens to produce considerable further litigation, aggravating race-related conflict.” Judge John Paul Stevens went further, noting the “cruel irony” in the majority opinion’s evocation of Brown v. the Board of Education as justification for its position, proclaiming that “it is my firm conviction that no Member of the Court that I joined in 1975 would have agreed with today’s decision.”

Regardless of whether you think this decision good or bad, it’s still a fascinating twist in our recent history, and that twist is the subject of Jeffrey Toobin’s new book The Nine: Inside The Secret World Of The Supreme Court. Using the same style Bob Woodward uses to mixed effect in his books — top to bottom sources speaking without attribution — Toobin paints a colorful, if incomplete feeling, view of the last 15 years of the Court’s life. The color comes from the obvious high level of access he had to certain of the Justices or their top staffers (especially O’Connor, Souter and Scalia) , while the incompleteness stems from the sense that other of the Justices were less willing to participlate (Thomas, Stevens, Roberts and Alito).

The book’s core thesis is that the Supreme Court, as one might fear, is led more by ideology than legal sense. Of course, this on its face is not surprising when any Court vote, with the same set of facts before it and high level of intellect applied, can lead to a wide variety of opinions on the same issue. The Nine’s true value is in tracing the story of how the Court (and its people) moved from left to right on so many issues and basic tenets in the last few years, from reliable protector of certain attitudes about privacy, liberty and a certain style of government to something far less willing to support these assumptions in the years ahead. It also clearly demonstrates that the centrists still hold the true power in the Court, though because of the hyper-political climate around Court nominees, the number of centrists is declining over time.

Toobin misses the chance to be explicit about the biggest implication of the rise of the Roberts Court. This book is really about the dismantling of the last line of defense of the New Deal. It also could have used one last edit-rinse (at least four times we are told that Souter’s judicial heroes are Harlan and Hand), but it I’m pleased to report that he also clearly and efficiently explains the contentious legal issues behind recent key cases.

All in all, The Nine is a valuable read for anyone who wants to understand the often-eccentric people behind the Court and how the institution uses its power.

Excerpts at CNN

Little Things: 2007-12-28

  • I need to get smarter about when I eat lunch. Why do I let myself get headach-y and empty before I act? A metaphor there, I’m sure. #
  • It feels good to be blogging again, but coincidentally the last time I was doing it was last year’s Christmas break. #

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