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Archive for May, 2006

An iPod playlist for the right-winger in your life

Tuesday, May 30th, 2006

What do Metallica, The Kinks, Dead Kennedys, Tammy Wynette and Bob Dylan have in common? They all made The National Review’s Top 100 Conservative Rock Songs!

“What makes a great conservative rock song? The lyrics must convey a conservative idea or sentiment, such as skepticism of government or support for traditional values. And, to be sure, it must be a great rock song.”

Surprisingly, Mr. Miller missed the all-time greatest conservative song (in the revulsing conservative kinda way): “Student Demonstration Time” by The Mike Love Beach Boys.

The National Review: Top 50 Conservative Rock Songs
The National Review: Another 50 Conservative Rock Songs

I think you have too many shoes

Tuesday, May 30th, 2006

Yesterday Susie and I took a very unsuccessful trip into the maw of San Francisco’s consumer hellmouth, Union Square. Somehow I came away with two pairs of shoes — and three pairs in total for the long weekend. This is some kind of crazy record, hopefully not to be repeated. And what did I do when I got to work this morning? Googled “Fluevog” to see if there were any good deals out there. Please stop me before I turn into Kelly.

Kelly – “Shoes”

Hot for Idolatry

Friday, May 26th, 2006

The Entroporium go roped into attending an American Idol finale party. Elliot Yamin is warbling U2′s “One,” when Mary J Blige appears from the back and sings histrionic circles around the nice-boy karaoke singer…

Shawn: Oh my god, that was a horrible unfair beating. How could they do that to him?

Nicole: Are you kidding? That was his DREAM! That was the greatest moment of his life! That was like he got to do it with the hot schoolteacher he’s always wanted!

Shawn: Yeah, but in most states the teacher is arrested for doing that.

Oh, man, I could go on about the cynical genius of Idol for hours, but by then you would have forgotten what actually happened on the show. Nice appearance by Prince at the end just to remind everybody that nobody ever, ever anywhere will match Prince as a live performer.

Happy Enron Day!

Thursday, May 25th, 2006

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The collector’s paradox

Thursday, May 25th, 2006

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Only a week after David Byrne lamented the end of packaging — oh, and let us know that record packaging was all just record company artifice to begin with — The Residents released their plan to Take Back Your Shelf Space. Their new album will be sold as a presumably amazing-looking 2-CD set at the Museum Of Modern Art, among other exclusive venues. This is the part where it gets tricky: the CDs will be blank and the purchaser is supposed to burn them himself!

This brings up the classic collector quandary: will this set be worth more if you keep the CDs new & pristine or if you burn the limited-availability media to its proper medium? (The Residents intimate that the recorded material may disappear after December 2007) Back in the day of the Velvet Underground banana, the answer might have been obvious (save, of course, for all the confused/stoned people who peeled and lived on to regret it), but this opens up a whole new collector’s edition can of worms.

Speaking of which, the collector’s can sold for $11.7 million.

River of Crime poised for odd release plan

Condi, Kool and Cream

Tuesday, May 16th, 2006

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Bono guest-edited The Independent UK today. If you’ve been hoping for a newspaper in which rock stars write about politics and politicians write about music, today is a great day for you.

Condoleezza stands in from the political side with the dreaded “Ten Best” list. Ms. Rice has mostly classical music on her ipod, but still gets hip with Cream when she’s working out at the gym. “Believe it or not, I loved acid rock in college – and I still do.”

Features” href=”http://enjoyment.independent.co.uk/music/features/article484642.ece”> The Ten Best Musical works – chosen by Condoleezza Rice, US Secretary of State
Probably the only Ten Best List you’ll ever see to feature both Kool & The Gang and Mussorgsky.

Previously: Bush’s ipod filled with infringing files

40 Years of Pet Sounds

Tuesday, May 16th, 2006

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As usual, Marc at The Sunday Morning Hangover leads the way on the classic art rock tip. Today is the 40th anniversary of the release of Pet Sounds, a weird and wonderful record that still stands virtually alone in its sound and scope. David Leaf’s liner notes for the 1997 edition of Pet Sounds are the ultimate guide to this watershed production.

Be sure to check out Marc’s show this Sunday for “rehearsals, outakes, vocal and backing tracks for the entire Pet Sounds project. Lots of very rare and exciting material will be featured for this two hour special.” Sundays, 8-10am Pacific Time at KWVA Eugene.

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The Beach Boys – God Only Knows 1967 tour rehearsal

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Saw A Band! I Saw A Band!

Thursday, May 11th, 2006

Last Monday, I was taken for my birthday to see Art Brut at Great American Music Hall. I have to admit that I had pretty low expectations; the wave of newfangled post-punk bands is starting to leave me cold, it was Monday for pete’s sake; the place was about 1/3 sold. (Seems that they had just been in town in March. Even more cruelly, they had been in Coachella at midnight Sunday, then had a gig in San Diego on Tuesday. Nice work, booking agent!)

Boy, was I pleasantly surprised. While Pitchfork thinks their live show is like “Hives crossed with Monty Python,” I’m going to dissent and go with Steve Coogan fronting The Damned, because they were funnier and had better songs than that (or perhaps more succinctly, had songs). It makes you want to rock out and it’s pretty darn joyous to boot.

If you’re idea of a good time involves pop-perfect 2-minute songs, stage patter, impromptu visits to the audience and BBC sitcoms, you can still catch Art Brut as they make their way across the US. If you are already on the Art Brut tip, they are playing many new as-yet-unrecorded songs — all at the same quality level as the, um, classic material — so it’s still worth revisiting their live act. Check their MySpace page for gig info.

Speaking of funny punks, I saw a Yellowcard video this morning as I was waiting for the hair-straightening to end — and do I believe my eyes and ears, but is this a so-called punk band with a VIOLIN PLAYER??? Yes, I’m afraid it is. I’m not usually this closed-minded, but this is so very not rock and roll. Yellowcard, the Dave Matthews Band of alleged alternative music.

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I’m not up for posting MP3s right now, but the three tracks posted at MySpace should suffice. “Formed A Band” is required listening for those that still think that punk should be funny.

Art Brut’s “Emily Kane” video

“Top Five Elvis Costello Songs”

Thursday, May 11th, 2006

Combine my high school musical theater years with my experience working in the punk rock record store, add 25 years and some business acumen. Shake, stir, pour…

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