Hot for Idolatry
The Entroporium go roped into attending an American Idol finale party. Elliot Yamin is warbling U2′s “One,” when Mary J Blige appears from the back and sings histrionic circles around the nice-boy karaoke singer…
Shawn: Oh my god, that was a horrible unfair beating. How could they do that to him?
Nicole: Are you kidding? That was his DREAM! That was the greatest moment of his life! That was like he got to do it with the hot schoolteacher he’s always wanted!
Shawn: Yeah, but in most states the teacher is arrested for doing that.
Oh, man, I could go on about the cynical genius of Idol for hours, but by then you would have forgotten what actually happened on the show. Nice appearance by Prince at the end just to remind everybody that nobody ever, ever anywhere will match Prince as a live performer.
