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“Just change, baby!” – Passages in the barber chair

Monday, January 4th, 2010

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The words every man dreads hearing: “You’re getting a little thin up there.”  And with that – no fanfare, no drama, no time for a neurotic outbreak – my barber Daniel snipped off the strands of my faux combover.  ”It’s 2010,” he went on.  ”Time for a fresh start.”

It was true.   One always wonders about the guy who has that one strand of hair carefully arranged over an obviously bald head.  How does he do that?  How does he face his loved ones when he gets wet?  Isn’t he worried it might be windy today?  For the last year, I was well down the road to becoming one of those guys.

What I learned over the last few years is that nobody plans for a combover.  They’re insidious.  They are the product of years of attrition, denial, compensation and the simple refusal to adapt to new ways of brushing your hair.

Rocky Becker has been a barber for nearly 50 years. He attributes his success and longevity to keeping it simple.

SF Chronicle: Carlos Avila Gonzalez

There’s something comforting about the No BS treatment at traditional men’s barber shops, a fading breed, run for the most part by old guys who have been doing nothing but giving no-BS quick & dirty haircuts for eons.  San Francisco has a couple of fancy locations – Mister and The Barber Lounge – which say they are barber shops but are in reality more like ultra-masculine salons.  More memorable, though, is Original Palace Barber Shop at 2nd and Mission.  Basically a bunch of chairs pushed together in a mound of the eccentric absentee owner’s garbage (must be seen to be believed), Original Palace is staffed by a crew of several 50+ men, all foreign with indeterminate nationalities, and one terribly unlucky woman. Never a wait and never out of there in more than 20 minutes.

My local barber shop is the simply-named Montclair Barber Shop.  Its proprietor, Rocky Becker, a near-silent character I see all the time on Mountain Boulevard smoking and sucking down coffee, was recently profiled in the San Francisco Chronicle.   To be in Rocky’s chair is to be transported somewhere into the early 1970s.  He’s got his Raiders calendar, a few shots of his Harley – and that’s all you get to see because after 5 minutes you are done, $20 and a pile of hair lighter. Not the greatest haircut, but that’s not what you were there for – nothing some pomade and an encore in four weeks can’t fix.

Al Davis, early 1960s

Al Davis, early 1960s, current hairstyle

The Chronicle was principally interested in the shop because of its longtime relationship with Oakland Raiders owner Al Davis, who’s been getting his hair cut by Rocky for 49 years.  The Raiders of the 70s were known for their hard partying, rebellious personae and straight-up intimidation of their opponents.  ”Just win, baby” was their mantra. And of course they were one of the most successful franchises, a regular visitor to the playoffs and winner of three Super Bowls.  Al Davis is one of the founders of the modern NFL, one of the world’s great business growth stories, and a member of its Hall Of Fame.

Davis may not be loved, but the media and Raider Nation remains entranced by the Davis mystique.  They are fascinated by Davis for never changing, a throwback – and for almost 40 years one of the cleverest, most influential men in football.  They also lay his lack of success in the last decade – the Raiders now officially own the worst 7-year run in NFL history – for never changing.  ”He still likes to maintain his look,” Becker told the Chronicle. “You’ve got to maintain what you have. Al’s a big believer in that.”

Change is hard work.   Sometimes it needs to be tough love, other times it’s letting someone or something just go to town on you.  You gotta cut off those old strands flying in the wind and move on.

Hurrah for traditional barber shops!  Thank you for letting me stay the same as long as I could and then making me change when it was the right thing to do.  Long may you wave.

Why is Oakland antagonizing its residents?

Wednesday, July 15th, 2009

Yesterday the SFGate reported that the City Of Oakland had stepped up its enforcement of parking rules in residential areas and increased fees in commercial areas.  On the surface that seems like a good thing, but in practice it’s a bit trickier than it sounds.  Huge swaths of Oakland – not so much the flatlands, but many of its tonier neighborhoods – are full of streets barely wide enough for one lane with a parking strip.  As such, social norms have evolved throughout the city where it’s OK to park facing the wrong way, right up to the lip of a neighbor’s driveway and even sometimes on the sidewalk.  (I’m not really that sympathetic to the latter, though I can see its necessity on some nearby streets.)  On my street, there is parking on either side but not enough room for two facing cars to pass each other without one pulling over.  I’ve lived here two years with nary a complaint or a second look from my neighbors.  (Well, except once from a KRAZY neighbor, but that’s another story…)

Now, virtually unannounced, the City has sent its parking enforcers into residential neighborhoods to pass out parking tickets enforcing the law 100%, plus a mystery $10 recession panic surcharge.  OK, I can understand the City needs to raise some fees.  These are hard times, revenue is falling and the City has a ridiculous budget shortfall: $70mm over on a $500mm total budget, a mighty hunk that needs to be cut.  But somebody should have thought through the Game Theory on this a bit.

Let’s say every car gets ’surprised’ once.  The ticketed owner pays the ticket and the City gets itself a little bonus.  But the cost of resentment, especially in a city with notoriously poor schools, might be too much.  This is a bad time to make people feel angry about their town and government if the goal is to elevate public perceptions, the first psychological step in raising property values and eventually revenue.  If people feel oppressed or underprotected, they will move away.

The connection between the perception of Oakland’s relative quality of life and its schools is especially compelling.  My neighborhood is full of toddlers but curiously free of children over the age of 8 – and no teenagers whatsoever.  Is this because people move away to avoid Oakland’s public schools?  I believe there may be a connection.  Please, Oakland, let’s not give folks any more reason to move & sell their property at when values are low, compressing revenue even further.  Just let us park our damn cars where we’ve always parked.

Related: Rich ‘Big Vinny’ Lieberman would rather have ‘Chicago-style’ governance for Oakland than cluelessness

Rethinking The Newspaper: It Can Be Done

Thursday, May 14th, 2009

newspapersA recent Clay Shirky post, “Newspapers and Thinking the Unthinkable,” says that the newspaper as a business model is dead, killed by its reliance on industrial printing technology.  The future, he tells us, will be based on experiments in journalistic form and not any particular form of media, new or old.  Meanwhile, as I talked about in an earlier post, magazines are withering away from pressure on CPMs and reduced interest in advertisers.

My bet – or, as last as things move these days, this month’s bet – is that we’ll start to see a merging of the forms.

As Malcolm Gladwell writes in this week’s New Yorker, the biggest handicap that underdogs give themselves is engaging in competition on the terms of the stronger party.  An underdog’s chance of victory nearly triples if it finds a way to not play the game.  Right now newspapers – whether they admit it or not – find themselves the underdog for information distribution but still (so far) the best at obtaining information.  So why do they insist on sharing the same distribution models as their potential destroyers?

The New York Times' new reader uses AIR capabilities to flow text and show video. (Credit: Rafe Needleman / CNET)

The New York Times' new reader uses AIR capabilities to flow text and show video. (Credit: Rafe Needleman / CNET)

The New York Times is one of the best at this.  To my knowledge, it was the first with a dedicated iPhone application, it looks great on a Kindle, and its new Adobe AIR format is simply spectacular.  Still, as everyone knows, the Times is hurting and in talks with everyone from Google to Geffen to find a suitor.

So instead of wringing our hands about public trusts and eroding institutions, perhaps we should be asking of our Third Estate “What can you do to adapt?  Something basic to your business model that doesn’t play to the other guys’ strength?”  Here are a few I’ve thought about:

  • Does it really need to be daily? If people are already receiving a stream of real-time news everywhere they go and at their desks, do newspapers need to be real-time, too?  Local ‘alternatives’ with a more magazine-like format and deeper stories like the Bay Guardian and SF Weekly are well positioned to take over many of the essential local functions of a newspaper – and with lower circulation, their ad rates are less prohibitive, meaning they get the bar, restaurant and nightlife ads that are essentially blocked from big dailies.  Reliance on major retailers to be your biggest advertisers is a recipe for death in an era where retail doors will close continuously, like, forever.  (But what about the recent SF/LA closure of The Onion?  I’ll address that in a minute.)
  • Does the news need to lead? Every news site has a ‘Most Frequently Viewed’ or ‘Most Frequently E-Mailed’ feature.  Let’s face it.  It’s very rare that the top stories, even on the most serious sites, are today’s news.  (Or as SFist notes about the Huffington Post today: “Boobies.  Boobies.  Boobies.  Boobies.  Boob.”)  I would hate to see our locals ignore the news, but why couldn’t it be treated like a magazine cover – with offers of advice, news coverage, quizzes…  Things that reel the reader in.Here are today’s SF Chronicle leads:
    *  A stricter, drier Bay to Breakers
    *  Craigslist cuts ‘erotic services’ section
    *  If state cuts too deep, it loses stimulus funds
    *  Senate testimony sheds light on alleged torture
    *  Young boost diversity as population ages

    Seriously, not a single one of these lines would sell a magazine at the checkstand.  No editorial viewpoint expressed, no help offered… simply no answer to“Why buy?”  Why not feature elements from throughout the paper?    “Take your medicine, it’s good for you” doesn’t work for marketers in any other industry, including medicine.  Why is it the norm here?

  • Does it need to be shaped like a newspaper? Why not a glossy cover?  Billions of magazines have done just fine that way.  In particular, I’m a fan of The Atlantic and The New Yorker’s newsstand strategy: a single compelling image with a flap violator that entices the reader to pick up the magazine and look inside.
  • Can it be targeted better than ‘It’s local, it’s yours’? In printing ‘All The News That Fits’, newspapers lose the single biggest weapon a marketer has: the freedom to select an audience.  It’s wonderful that the Chronicle expresses the region’s diversity and interests, but I think it’s fair to say that the news interests of, for example, a 70-year old woman in the Sunset and a 25-year old man in The Mission are very different.  So how come the same information in the same format is being sold to both?  Using copy splits, could different front pages go to different neighborhoods – and not just regional sections to outlying areas?
    It’s also worth noting that this could open up new revenue streams.  In my opinion, one of the seeds of the demise of The Onion in SF/LA is that it didn’t take the thinly-veiled prostitution ads that are easy money for the Bay Guardian and SF Weekly.  With CraigsList now discontinuing those same ads, that’s a lot of advertising cash set free.  Where will it go?  Well, if you had a well-targeted newspaper that didn’t need to worry about offending its audience with certain content/ads, you just might be able to scoop it up.  So, yes, I’m imagining a world where “Candy TS Outcalls” replaces Macy’s.)
  • Further, why is it serving so much of the area? In an era when advertisers pay more for the specificity of an audience, why is the San Francisco Chronicle the leading paper of Contra Costa County?  And Oakland?  And most of remote Northern California?  Surely some of these readers are more profitable than others.  And those that aren’t can get their news somewhere else.
  • Does every copy need to have the same content? When I received the Sunday paper, the first thing I did every week was throw away 50% or more of it.  Why not allow a la carte sections?
  • Is it automatic for its customers – and especially its best ones? Mark Cuban – who got me thinking about this originally and reels off another thousand or so ideas in his blog post on the subject – points out that his local paper was blowing one of the very basic elements of keeping him engaged: pricing policies.  Aside from receiving no volume discount, Cuban says that the billing policies discourage people from staying involved.  Why aren’t subscriptions annual – or far more?  In the core areas, closest to the printer and the most attractive identified customers, especially those that own their home and are less likely to move, why not offer 5 years, 10 years, even a lifetime subscription?
  • Finally, what unique advantages can newspapers bring to ‘real-time’ media? Yes, there’s still an opportunity for symmetric warfare for newspapers.  My old colleague Sebastian Provencher at Praized Media recently blogged on just this with regard to the Yellow Pages, but it applies equally well to local paopers.  His 2300-word post on real-time information flow between local merchants and customers should be required reading for local media outlets that seeks to make its revenue from being an intermediary in these relationships.  You should have a look, but I can boil it down to one tantalizing word: souq.

I’m curious for your thoughts on this since I know my few readers are newspaper lovers, too.  Don’t forget to comment!

Sports franchises need to take a cue from airlines and Apple

Tuesday, April 28th, 2009

Joba Chamberlain opens the second game ever at the new Yankee Stadium and empty seats outnumber full ones in the exclusive areas behind home plate and the dugouts. The Stadium was packed otherwise.  (Flickr / Fansherpa)

Joba Chamberlain opens the second game ever at the new Yankee Stadium and empty seats outnumber full ones in the exclusive areas behind home plate and the dugouts. The Stadium was packed otherwise. (Flickr / Fansherpa)

With all the fuss over the empty luxury seats at the new Yankee Stadium, I was mildly surprised to find something similar – dramatically so – happening in my own backyard.  We went to Sunday’s A’s-Rays game at the Oakland Coliseum.  All the ingredients for a great day at the ballyard were in place: sunny April weather, last year’s AL champions in town and a Sunday afternoon.  What we found instead was a micro-market in disarray. As the credit markets teetered last October, the market for sports tickets anecdotally seems to be following.

The first indication there was a problem was the total lack of online ticketing activity.  There were practically no offers on CraigsList, even from brokers, and none at all on eBay.  At the walk-up ticket booth, we found that we could buy any section in the house, including the Diamond Level.  This should simply never be the case.  The Diamond Level is a very limited “VIP” area, maybe 60 seats tops, right behind the plate on the playing field level.  Seats go for $225 but also include free food and drink service for the whole game.

Weirdest of all was the scene inside the stadium.  The A’s bifurcate each of the two seating levels – a minimum of two pricing levels in each deck.  In both decks, there was a cluster of people behind the plate, practically nobody for several sections as the seating moved towards the outfield, another cluster in the sections starting the new pricing tier, again fading to nothing.

The mystery to me is why shouldn’t the people forced out to the outfield be able to sit in these empty “mezzo-sections.”  The answer could come from a nimble dynamic pricing system at game time.  As airlines like Virgin and JetBlue have discovered with exit rows sold at check-in, why not enable ask fans as they arriveto purchase a better seat for an extra few dollars?  It would be an easy thing to equip ushers with Palm-style barcode and credit card machines like those carried by the clerks at The Apple Store.  Everybody gets the opportunity to move closer (or elect not to), getting rid of the weird empty spaces and (I’m assuming) presenting a better, more invigorating environment for the home team.  (I know they’re supposed to ignore the crowd, but ask any actor or musician if they’d rather play to a full orchestra than have the front rows empty and the crowd loosely dispersed.)

Meanwhile across the bay, the Giants are trying out a number of dynamic pricing policies.  First, the team partnered up with a firm to build elastic pricing around its unsold inventory for the least attractive games.  Last week, though, came the real reckoning – and a big indication that the team is running scared about its attendance.  Ticket prices were dropped 40% for the Giants series this week against the Dodgers, traditionally the most attractive opponent.  Granted the team is trying to stir up interest for later in the year – it appears they’ll be competitive in a moderately challenging division – but to have to do this so early and against the team’s best natural rivarly is surprising.  One wonders how scared the Giants are about advance sales for the rest of the year.

Susie is quick to point out that the lack of an Oakland A’s ticket market framed by the fact that the Oakland Coliseum is a horrible dump, getting dumpier every day.  The tarps in the third deck look weathered and horrible, while the bathrooms, parking lot and facilities remain some of the worst for a major league sport.  Nevertheless the empty seat patterns – along with all the unsold display ad inventory throughout the stadium – are clear indications that baseball is not recession-proof.  There are easy ways to make profit from making markets more efficient; marketing and pricing are the classics.  Let’s see if the A’s and their brethren take up the challenge.

Tires, onions and panic

Sunday, February 10th, 2008

We got a little surprise Tuesday night when we let Ruby out back to do her evening business. For those of who have never been lucky enough to feel the full fury of fresh skunk, let me give you some quick wisdom.

Skunk DogFresh skunk does not smell anything like the mildly unpleasant musk you occasionally pick up driving down the street. It is insanely intense. Imagine eating a large moist purple onion while standing next to a pile of burning tires and you’re about halfway there.

The tire smell is especially tricky; it seems more like an artificial chemical solvent than anything borne of nature. Because of the solvent reek, in our tizzy we made a bad mental leap: “it’s not skunk, she’s been maced by someone trying to break into the house!” Which led us to our a series of mistakes…

  1. Do not bring the dog in the house
  2. Do not pour water over the dog
  3. Do not call the vet in a panic — they’ll tell you to come in because you sound panicked
  4. Do not put the nearest set of clothes to go to the vet; these will now be trash
  5. Do not put the dog in the car

The vet shooed us away as fast as they could and gave us the magic combination to get the stink off the dog (hydrogen peroxide, baking soda, Dawn). But by then the damage was done and the dog was the only thing left on the property that didn’t reek.

When we picked up the elements of the dog-cleaning kit from Safeway, the checkout clerk took one look at our haul and asked us if we had a dog that got hit by a skunk. How’d she know that? Attacks are so common in Oakland this time of year that the recipe was posted in the break room. They left that bit out of the disclosures when we moved over here.

Glenview haunting

Sunday, December 30th, 2007

Over a month ago, Amanda Stokes went missing about three blocks from my house.  Posters are up all over the neighborhood.

SFGate: Homicide police join search for Oakland woman missing since Nov. 25

Peng Wins Ar Cul

Friday, December 28th, 2007

PENG WINS AR CUL

This is the Christmas window display at my old neighborhood toy store, Sweet Dreams.  It’s incredible that this store has survived 35+ years in the face of toy retailer consolidation, but this is a credit both to the store’s inventory policies (plastic franchise toys held to a minimum, lots of personality in displays and a top-notch childrens’ book section) and to the good shoppers of Berkeley.

It helps to have window displays with such character, too.  With the demise of the neighborhood merchant in favor of mass merchants, the fanciful window display is coming to be something of a lost art with Macy’s holding a monopoly on the public consciousness of what makes a great window.  (Kittens & puppies, apparently…)

This isn’t the greatest photo, but explaining a little detail here goes a long way.  This is a penguin’s kitchen.  On the fridge is a To-Do List that includes “Cooking” and “Make friends with polar bears.”  The big polar bear and penguin are slicing vegetables to go on the stove at left.  Penguins and bears of all ages frolic at the “kids tables” in the foreground.

Question: why does Google give the link to Toys R Us when I search for Sweet Dreams?  That’s a nasty prank.  And why a web site for Sweet Dreams’ sister candy store (not nearly as fun) and not the toy store?

Berkeley Daily Planet:  As Toys ‘R Us Downsizes, Local Toy Stores Thrive

Brussels comes home

Wednesday, December 26th, 2007


The Trappist, open about three weeks now, is a surprisingly beautiful tavern in downtown Oakland specializing in hard-to-find Belgian beers and nothing else.  Its proprietors have gone wonderfully overboard, importing a brand new tap system from Belgium and decorating the narrow space with a beautiful dark wood bar, handsome shiny taps and tasteful wall decor.  It’s apparent that they take a lot of pride in their knowledge, their selection and the environment they’ve developed around it.  (Drunken Santarchy participants were turned away when they came ’round earlier this month.)

This is not your typical after-work place.  The brands on offer taste utterly unlike your neighborhood bar’s outlay — and, critical to understand — these beers are strong.  The least alcoholic beer stood at 5.5% (10% more than a Budweiser) and the most topped out at a heavy-duty 11%.  That’s over 35% more alcohol content than the most effective malt liquors.  So don’t plan to stay for more than two drinks.  This is sipping stuff, not gulping.

And don’t count on any TV sports, either.  As overheard by the group at the end of the bar: “This is more like a wine bar.”  If it’s any indication of the environment, Thelonious Monk was playing and a lively argument was had by patrons over which drummer played on Monk’s Music, while a solo patron at the end of the bar powered through the Sunday crossword — on Wednesday.

The Trappist (Google map)
Reviewed on Yelp
Chowhound report

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